RDM-001 My favorite little robot Minion

Today, I felt that I should open up the book on something that is near and dear to my heart, something that many of my fellow Mad Scientists know all about: Robot Armies.

RDM- 001

 Yes folks, today we discuss a staple in all Ev- Completely mundane and Good Natured Organizations - The Robot Minions. Despite my repeated attempt to gain government funding, I have received no such assistance so I have begun constructing prototypes on a budget. Some of you will recognize the one on the right, given the designation RDM-001, short for Robo Death Machine 001...I mean Robotic Dusting Machine 001...You may be wondering why he was equipped with a stainless steel steak knife attachment. Simple, his own protection, you see in this day and age you can never be too safe. What would it have done if it went out for a bite to eat with his other robotic comrades only to get mugged by a shady individual. Well I'll tell you what it did in that exact situation. It poked the hell out of his foot, and then when it tripped him up it went in for the KILL like any highly trained soldier would. Unfortunately for RDM-001 he soon found himself surrounded by the flesh and blood 5-0 who in this persons opinion are a bunch of technophobes with too much spare ammunition laying around. Anywho...The RDM-001 valiantly charged his new attackers but was brought down in a hale of gunfire.

RDM-001 you will be missed.

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 Having learned from our initial mistakes here at Geek Is Good, we have decided that our next prototypes will need some significant work, perhaps some armor plating, active camouflage technology, or better yet, some actual AI. So while while I take this time to draw up new schematics I'd like to hear some of your ideas for slick new killer helpful minions.